TOP CHEF!!!

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So I am probably the world's worst blogger EVER!!!! I mean, I write these articles that are HILARIOUS and then I don't write again for another month. Well, that is about to change! While I realize that many of you are probably bored or have even quit reading, I prefer to look at it like I am a drug dealer. I am giving you just enuf crack to keep you coming back!!!HAHAHAHA! Anyways, it is now time for the greatest time of the year.....the return of TOP CHEF! I mean Heidi is still ridiculously hot for a 30 plus year old supermodel of like 12 kids and Tim Gunn provides warm, grandfatherly advice that keeps you warm thru the winter and hoping that you don't have to hear " Your out! Auf Wiedersehen!", but the Top Chef is back! Siriano was hilarious but the heat is really getting turned up in the kitchen this year! If you are not watching then shame shame shame on you! I will admit that I was a little disappointed with the language this year. I mean every other word was edited out due to cussing but this show is AWESOME! Not only do they come up with the most insane challenges, these chefs come up with the most insane dishes. I literally want to try every single dish. Oh, and Padma isn't so unattractive either. But the main reason that I watch the show is the fact that this show is the best "reality show" on TV!. There is no who can seduce the most people (aka The Real World/ Road Rules crowd and you know who you are) or secret alliances! Tom Colichio is my DAWG! He keeps things real and the person that turns out the worst dish for that challenge is going home. Plain and simple. So you better bring your "A" game and fan cuz this season is gonna' get HOT! Wednesday Nights 10 PM EST! Be there! And in case you didn't watch last week, Nimma deserved to go home because she was not only waaaaaaaaaaay out of her league, she had the personality of Eeyore!

Chef Jeff Out!